depsidase:

whitepeopletwitter:

bakwaaas:

adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping

umameva:

rated-a-for-awesome:

i retweeted this earlier and the comments are just HILARIOUS

thydungeonguy:

thydungeonguy:

As someone who has actually studied the English language there’s a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it’s such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It’s the one that goes “The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat” or something to that effect.

I’m not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master’s in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate “The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it”

You know what Tumblr, I don’t think this one deserves to be found

cetitan:

huffylemon:

sacred-portal:

flamei7:

anarchywoofwoof:

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

wifemoji:

wifemoji:

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

ALT

this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

segamascot:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they’re hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that’s what God intended but something went wrong

irrationalbalids:

irrationalbalids:

normal-horoscopes:

Roomate sent me this image of our fridge with the text “Agatha of Sicily”

Hold on let me Google something

Yeah this is funny

wowwforever:

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he’d be like “Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line..” and then he’d rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people